Stuck for what to watch this weekend? Or even last weekend? Our in-depth film guide is exactly what you need.
It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in malteasers and watching these great films […]
It’s the weekend. Perhaps Lord Henry Hampton-DeWinter will be holding one of his magnificent balls (!). If you find yourself too overcome to attend, you could enjoy these great films instead. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their families. Or you could just get some Fanta. Either way, enjoy it with these great films.
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It’s a glorious Summer’s day, so best thing is to close the curtains really tight so that none of that pesky sunshine can fall on the telly screen and watch these great films […]
It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or lie on the sofa eating chipsticks and watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend! A perfect time to clean out your S&M dominatrix dungeon. So, when you’ve done that, treat yourself by watching these great films. […]
Well it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]
It’s the weekend! You could pop round and see Ted and Leslie’s new conservatory but, let’s face it, Ted and Leslie are complete bastards, so why not watch these great films instead. […]
It’s the weekend and this time you’re not going to waste it lying on the sofa watching mediocre films, dammit. Keep telling yourself that as you lie on the sofa enjoying all of these mediocre movies.
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It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmonds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]
It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to visit that abandoned old cabin in the woods for a weekend of sex, partying and definitely no terrifying demonic activity at all. […]
Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to complete ignore that massive list of stuff to do you’ve got and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]
As experts continually debate over whether the times we live in are unprecedented or extraordinary, one thing’s for certain – we’re all watching more box-sets now than we ever have. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to finally get started on building that giant statue of your own face in the front garden […]
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