It’s a glorious Summer’s day, so best thing is to close the curtains really tight so that none of that pesky sunshine can fall on the telly screen and watch these great films
Saturday
The Imitation Game Film4 18.45
Sherlock Holmes does serious acting and invents computers leading to millions of people doing jobs they don’t understand in IT.
The Revenant BBC2 21.00
Peak Grumpy Leonardo. So grumpy that a bear attacks him and Leonardo defeats it with his powers of grumpiness.
The Spy Who Loved Me ITV 21.05
Ageing serial murderer murders people and gets off with variety of sexy, sexy ladies.
Sunday
Open Range Paramount Network 18.15
Sadly, not the Disney cartoon, but a Kevin Costner Western that goes on for several weeks.
The LEGO Batman Movie ITV2 18.50
Hugely impressive advert for LEGO (or ‘LEGOs’ as they say in America. Weirdos).
Rocky IV ITV4 20.05
Sylvester Stallone punches Russia in the face. Berlin Wall came down shortly afterwards. Coincidence? I think not.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Godzilla
Ferris Bueller versus a giant angry lizard. Absolutely murdered by critics, but my mate Erica rates it. So, pick your side.
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