‘Hobbs & Shaw 2: It’s Sexy Time’ coming next year

Fast and Furious fans were left delighted at the news that Hobbs and Shaw 2: It’s Sexy Time, a sequel to 2019’s Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw, is coming next year.

The new film will take the romantic relationship between the Jason Statham and Dwayne Johnson characters, so clearly hinted at in the first film, and develop it into a hot, steamy, sultry affair.

“Everyone who enjoyed the sexual frisson between Deckard Shaw and Luke Hobbs in the first film will love where we’re going with this film,” explained producer Kelly Grace.

“It begins with a raucous scene that sees Hobbs trapped naked outside his apartment after accidentally falling out of a hole he punched in the wall whilst showering.

“Shaw, who has just popped round to see if Hobbs wants to go and hang out in the sauna, helps him break back into the apartment, but is unable to take his eyes off the glistening, naked torso of his friend and partner.

“They get back into Hobbs’s flat following a hilarious set-piece involving a small dog, a misplaced samurai sword, an old lady, and a speeding truck full of explosives.

“Once back inside, there is a moment of piercing intensity between the two, and they fall into each other’s arms.”

Producers are claiming that Hobbs and Shaw 2: It’s Sexy Time will be the single sexiest action film ever made.

“Apart from a five-minute scene with some Mexican gun-runners, either Hobbs or Shaw will be naked in every scene in the film,” confirmed Grace.

“It’s easily the sexiest action film since Bad Boys 2, and possibly even eclipses that.”

Hobbs & Shaw 2: It’s Sexy Time is due out next summer and will feature a promotional tie-in with Durex that will see limited edition Hobbs condoms and Shaw lube available to buy in all major pharmacies.