Month: July 2020

“Everyone who enjoyed the sexual frisson between Deckard Shaw and Luke Hobbs in the first film will love where we’re going with this film” […]

The show featured a jewel and a bit of metal who would investigate hauntings in unconvincing and slightly wobbly sets. […]

“The only savaging these dinosaurs do is with their putdowns.” […]

“Does that mean we’re all in a terrible nightmare and I’m going to wake up in 1996 to find I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi?” […]

It will focus on a Shootman called Shooty who will, it is thought, do some shooting. […]

“A young Jabba as a manager of a Mel’s Drive-in? It just gives real context to how he worked his way up to be this criminal overlord.” […]

Condorman told the story of Woody, a cartoonist who was bitten by a radioactive condor and then turned into Michael Crawford. […]

“The documents were found in a newly discovered 17th Century skip by the ring-road in Stratford-Upon-Avon.” […]

“It’s easy to forget that, alongside Batman, there are ordinary people in Gotham City, and those ordinary people need fancy cakes.” […]

Crewmen were taking part in a recreation of the Battle of Bassen Rift in which everyone was just wearing sexy underwear. […]

“He’s got older, more sensible – he’s the Eric Clapton of killer sharks.” […]

“It’s a new dimension that is sort of diagonally off to the left and round a bit. You’ll need special glasses.” […]

“There was enough room on that door for Jack, and all his paintings and his mate who sounds like Super Mario.” […]