It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmonds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films.
Saturday
The Sting ITV4 13.55
Biography of lead singer of The Police (the band, not the crime fighting force).
Die Hard 2: Die Harder Sony Movies 22.00
Bruce Willis beats up an airport to celebrate Christmas.
For Your Eyes Only ITV4 16.25
James Bond saves the world by getting off with a sexy lady and going skiing. Features excellent Sheena Easton song, which is not a sentence you hear a lot.
Sunday
Das Boot Movies4Men 18.05
Classic, epic German drama about a boot.
Smokey and the Bandit ITV4 18.15
Blockbuster entertainment from a time when Burt Reynolds was acceptable. Your weirdo Uncle’s favourite film.
Fatal Attraction 5* 21.00
Man owns rabbit with appalling consequences.
Netflix Film of the weekend
Goodfellas
Everyone gets cross and shoots each other because Joe Pesci isn’t funny.
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