Month: June 2020

“I’ll grant you, it is a little jarring to see the guy from Hangover singing ‘You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman’ in a spangly dress.” […]

“Look, there are nuclear reactors all over the world, and we’re not exactly short of incompetent, hubristic Governments either.” […]

“Gently pull one ear through the hole in the centre of the DVD.” […]

The annual announcement of the new Game of Thrones book coming soon is usually scheduled for 30th April, but this year it came a much later than normal at the end of June. […]

“Why can’t it be Sam who gets the room haunted by the terrifying demonic presence and not me?” huffed nine-year-old Kelly Grace. […]

“We gather your IP address and using your WIFI signal, we beam the movie directly into your subconscious while you sleep.” […]

“He’s whisking, rolling out pastry, he’s using Jedi powers to reduce a crème anglaise – it’s everything you expect from Baby Yoda.” […]

By day, a normal Princess, visiting hospitals and shaking people’s hands. By night, she battles crime in cape and mask. […]

“The new Anthony Hopkins film will definitely feature Anthony Hopkins shouting, and in some instances, will feature him shouting really quite loudly.” […]

The Mastiff of Woofterbridge is currently in the final stages of production and is scheduled to start in March. […]

“For years now, I’ve been wanting to hide the CGI that was added to the picture back in the nineties, but the technology just wasn’t there.” […]

The story of a recovering alcoholic and writer who discovers his house has been built by space aliens to protect an old Indian pet cemetery from a thousand-year-old circus clown. […]

Out of nowhere a pie hits Ellie in the side of the head. She turns to see a zombie whistling innocently. […]