Youngest daughter disappointed to be stuck with room haunted by demonic presence in new house

The youngest daughter of a family of five has expressed her disappointment that she’s been stuck with the terrifying room in the new house that’s haunted by an evil demonic presence.

“Why can’t it be Sam or Julie who gets the room haunted by the demonic presence, and not me?” huffed nine-year-old Kelly Grace.

“It’s just because I’m littlist, they all rushed into the new house really quickly and saw the room with blood dripping from the walls, a big fart-smell, and a ghostly image in the window and just ran off and find nicer rooms.

“So now it’s going to be me who gets a skelington hand in my hair in the night, or the strange growling from in the closet, or gets all possessed up by a devil who makes me shout out swearwords.”

However, elder brother Sam was adamant that Kelly should shut up and stop complaining.

“Oh god, is she still whining about being haunted by a demonic presence? She’s such a geek.

“It was first come, first served, what am I going to do, go ‘oh here, Miss Princess Kelly, you take the wicked cool room in the attic, while I take the terrifying haunted room with a portal to hell under the bed.’

“No way. She needs to suck it up, and grow up and accept that sometimes you’re going to become Satan’s vessel on Earth. That’s just life.”

It is understood that Kelly had been hoping for a room that wasn’t haunted by a demonic presence in the new house as in the previous house she had shared a room with a malevolent poltergeist who had twice sucked her into a hell-dimension.

“It’s always me who gets tormented by evil entities from Hell,” said Kelly, as so many nine-year-olds before her have done.

“It’s not fair.”