It’s the weekend! Time to finally get started on building that giant statue of your own face in the front garden. But, if that seems like too much hard work, why not watch these great films instead.
Saturday
Some Like it Hot BBC2 15.40
Men dress up as ladies with hilarious consequences. Not as good as Nuns on the Run? Well, nobody’s perfect.
Captain America: Civil War ITV 21.30
Sad man with magic shield has fight with man made of metal. If they hadn’t spent all this time squabbling, they might have been a bit more prepared for Thanos. Just sayin’
Beaches 5* 11.00
Relentlessly grim sickness porn that should keep Mum off the streets for a few hours.
Sunday
Dead Poets Society Sony Movies 16.10
The appalling consequences of appearing in amateur dramatics laid bare.
Stand by Me Sony Movies 21.00
Stephen King adaptation starring Wesley Crusher with disappointing number of killer clowns.
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them ITV 19.30
In America, apparently.
Netflix film of the weekend
Crocodile Dundee
Paul Hogan romantic comedy. Not as funny as his Fosters adverts. Won a Golden Globe because the Golden Globes are mental.
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