Month: October 2019

“It’s similar themes to Training Day but focusing more on the cavalier attitude of Detective Harris to health and safety and effective auditing procedures.” […]

Thousands of repressed and insecure men have been preparing nonsensical diatribes about how women having super-powers is unrealistic because ‘periods.’ […]

“It’s also powerful. Incredibly powerful. We believe that it could reasonably power a small sun.” […]

Other exciting PS5 features are a nasal controller, tidal sensors and a nice vase. […]

“One episode is just a 50-minute shot of a crow picking at the rotting carcass of a cat whilst in the distance someone occasionally screams.” […]

It is currently unknown if the film will feature hobbits in space or if the rebels will be visiting Middle-Earth to form an alliance with the hobbits to defeat Kylo Ren […]

“No longer will animals be in thrall to an outdated, and unfair means of rule that sees power pass from lion to lion with no mandate from the people.” […]

“Back in the nineties, it was all about anal-probing. I mean, if you got abducted by aliens, the only thing they were interested in was what was up your ass.” […]

“It was the most terrible and appalling thing I’ve ever seen on a film set,” said a cameraman who witnessed events, “and I worked on the Star Wars prequels.”
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Things went from bad to worse as the woman brought out a box of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes and a two-pint carton of milk. […]

“I guess it works out as about one cigarette for one loot box,” explained Stewart James, head of in-game bastardy at a leading videogame company. […]