Month: July 2018

“It’s a shame, really, because Eamonn Holmes really came into his own when talking about industrial slaughter techniques” […]

“We’d got one song written – ‘Gawd blimey, luvaduck, knees up mother Brown up the old apples and pears and no mistake,’ and it became apparent that just wasn’t going to cut it in 2018” […]

“If there is a genuine alien attack then it’s important that the public is alerted immediately, so they are able to take to the streets in hysterical panic without delay.” […]

The big-budget remake had been set to star Christian Slater as Martin and a hot chick with no bra as Ann. […]

Note from writer – It became apparent almost immediately after this article was published that I tragically wasted the opportunity to use the phrase ‘male parts’ throughout, and so have remixed it so that my ‘male parts’ can feature more prominently. […]

“I mean, there’s that John guy, the tutor, but he’s only really in it as a romantic plot device, something to trigger character development for the women. It’s outrageous.” […]

A reboot of the Three Musketeers could see visual effects used to have Donald Glover play all three musketeers. […]

The stark photo shows the sad, lonely life of the robot as he sits alone in a bare room. His vibrant livery has faded leaving just his pale body, and a cheap pattern that he drew on when he was drunk. […]