The shocking decline of R2-D2

R2-D2

A shocking new photo reveals the toll of a lifetime of fame and pressure on popular Star Wars robot R2-D2.

The stark photo shows the sad, lonely life of the robot as he sits alone in a bare room. His vibrant livery has faded leaving just his pale body, and a cheap pattern that he drew on when he was drunk.

“It’s really sad,” said Star Wars expert Carrie Guinness

“This was a robot who had it all – fame, money, women, and he’s just lost everything.”

“The real tragedy though, is that R2-D2 got a second chance. JJ Abrams brought him back for The Force Awakens, and you know where he was found?”

“Under the end of a breakfast counter in a poorly decorated British kitchen.”

“So sad.”

However, following the success of The Force Awakens, the robot once again fell into a life of excess and partying that saw his mental and physical state deteriorate.

It is understood that, following the reduced screen time in The Last Jedi, R2-D2 has returned to that space under the end of the breakfast counter and is now eking out a living storing household waste until that waste can be removed from the home.

Star Wars fans are urged to pray for him.

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