Donald Glover rumoured to be wanted for every film

It is rumoured that Han Solo and Childish Gambino star Donald Glover is currently wanted for every single film on the planet.

Initially reported that he was wanted for a Willy Wonka reboot, it then became rumoured that he would appear in a Lando Calrissian spin-off film, then it quickly became rumoured that he was wanted to appear in everything else.

In an upcoming biography of Sir Robert Peel, two-time Tory British Prime Minister from the Victorian era, producers are courting the This is America star to take the lead.

“Oh, we think Donald’s blend of charisma and talent would make him perfect for the role,” said a producer.

A reboot of the Three Musketeers could see visual effects used to have Donald Glover play all three musketeers.

“Donald Glover was made for the role of three different musketeers,” said a producer.

In the Jurassic World threequel, Donald Glover is said to be wanted for the role of the diplodocus and in a new film about the moon crashing into the earth Donald Glover could play either the moon or the earth or possibly both.

Most enticing of all, however, is a documentary about the history of humankind in which Donald Glover is wanted to play every single human being who ever existed.

Except Mrs Elizabeth Walters of 32 Cranford Crescent, Basingstoke, who will be played by Emma Stone.