“You know the guy; Schindler, he travels around helping people, getting them off trains. All that stuff he did in the original picture.” […]

“Well, essentially, we’re thinking that it’s the same game but with the word ‘remake’ on the box and a slightly higher price tag.” […]

“We really have only just reached the point where we have the technology to depict Na’vi baking onscreen.” […]

“Cardinal Bellini wants a modern rap musical with Doechii and Kendrick Lamar songs. Whereas Tedesco, a traditionalist, wants Run DMC” […]

The Social Network Part II will depict Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg’s descent from a cold-hearted megalomaniac to a cold-hearted megalomaniac. “We pick up just after the events of the first film, which saw Mark go […]

The bawdy sex-comedies have been a huge hit with stupid people […]

“This film is notable for showing much more predator nudity than any other film.” […]

“My latest haul,” wrote the man, as if he were describing sea-sodden gold pieces robbed from the king’s own man-o-war. […]

“There is an audible pop as each smurf bursts and smurf viscera squirts across the field.” […]

“It’s a vulnerability. Well, you would feel vulnerable battling ten henchman in an alleyway with your plums out.” […]

The new film sees Q discover the James Bond multiverse while trying to invent an egg-timer that can decapitate a horse. […]

“It is neither a remake nor sequel to the 1982 animated classic The Secret of Nimh.” […]

“Clark,” explained his father, “you must use your powers only to protect the rich, powerful and fat.” […]

“I would say that the Scarlett Johansson in the film is as perfect as it gets. Anyone watching that is going to think it’s a real Scarlett Johansson.” […]

“Oh my god, Jessica, I can’t believe you said ‘bum’ and ‘willy’ – you’re so unfiltered.” […]