Man’s Fury After Imagined Shawshank Redemption Sequel Turns Out To Be Woke
“You know they’d have to make Red a woman. Even though it’s a man’s prison.” […]
“You know they’d have to make Red a woman. Even though it’s a man’s prison.” […]
“CGI is for pussies,” said the famously combative director […]
“I always assumed that Superman got his powers after eating some radioactive soup.” […]
“A widescreen pan across the falls, then we cut to a fist-fight in a car lot at night, and then my wife in the shower.”
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“Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Picard – everything is all about the nostalgia of middle-aged men on the internet.” […]
“I think fans of trapping sims in rooms with no doors or toilet, which is to say most people who play The Sims, are going to love this.” […]
“It examines your viewing habits, forms an analysis of your personality. Finally, it just recommends Predator.” […]
“It’s in the name. Silver Surfer. Silver. Silver Surfer is a surfer who is made of silver. That’s the whole thing.” […]
“I’m giving this guy quite a lot and if Quantumania and The Marvels is my return then it’s really not good enough.” […]
He cackled wildly and shrieked “I’ll do it, you know. I’ll do it. I’ll release an extended cut of Rebel Moon to show you all.” […]
Following an extensive investigation, Screen Idle can reveal exclusively that Sydney Sweeney, star of Immaculate and Euphoria, has boobs. […]
The film will tell the story of how the young Prince Charles broke with royal protocol in 1984 and released Purple Rain […]
“I like to think that he was a kindly man who spent the rest of his life helping ordinary Americans with physics problems.” […]
“I’d have been wanting to have a nice lamb lunch and then watch the Bond film with an Easter egg,” complained Stone. […]
The sneaky coyote is best known for his attempts to prevent the Road Runner from running along roads […]
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