“Some people thought that the couple, who were both single, might actually end up dating.”
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“Peach’s crippling heroin addiction will be at the heart of the film,” confirmed Horvath. […]

“Ted Heath was also a renowned sailer and Saiorse Ronan has probably been on a boat.” […]

“You see a CGI 50-foot-tall woman and you’re like ‘whatever, it’s a special effect, I don’t care, I’ll go eat some plums’.” […]

“The trailer introduces Chewbacca and Scarecrow in what is clearly the first flush of romance.” […]

“America used to have the greatest dinosaurs. The diplodocus, that was a great dinosaur. The crazy Democrats got rid of that.” […]

After some more wild embracing on the moors, the couple storm out of a meeting with fellow communist agitators […]

“Doing the Hoovering Simulator was a surprise hit, with many gamers enjoying the gentle yet slightly exotic task of hoovering.” […]

“Austria has been in a desperate state in recent years, yo,” explained the Super Bass hitmaker. […]

“Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist, I don’t have a name. I’m just ‘the creature’ which actually gives further pathos to my plight.” […]

“Many assumed that David Corerswet was a hyper-evolved human with the ability to fly, or perhaps a wizard.” […]

“I mean, it’s pretty unclear from the film. Life is either all about being an accountant or doing a little dance.” […]

“You know the guy; Schindler, he travels around helping people, getting them off trains. All that stuff he did in the original picture.” […]

“Well, essentially, we’re thinking that it’s the same game but with the word ‘remake’ on the box and a slightly higher price tag.” […]

“We really have only just reached the point where we have the technology to depict Na’vi baking onscreen.” […]