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New film to feature Emma Watson NAKED under her clothes
Fans can expect the saucy star in a bedroom scene in which her NAKED BREASTS will be underneath a modest night dress […]
Movie History
The time Rin Tin Tin set up a studio staffed exclusively by dogs
The time had come for Rin Tin Tin to stop taking orders from any human. He was going to set up his own studio; a studio entirely for dogs. […]
Film Guide
Weekend Film Guide 17th November
Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to completely ignore that massive list of stuff you’ve got to do and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]
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The screen Idle campaign to have people in films be a bit more polite on the phone
Answering the telephone with a barked ‘yes?’ or ‘what?’, Hanging up without saying goodbye, not asking how someone’s wife is. […]
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Game of Thrones climatic season to see Sauron destroy final horcrux
The first brief clips of the series sees the heroic Sauron flying across the snowy vistas of Oz being chased by the genie of the lamp. […]
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‘Pokemon: Detective Pikachu’ to be hard-hitting crime drama
Up until this latest film, Pikachu has been a yellow shouty bastard enjoyed by children as a result of their idiocy. […]
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General public blamed for ‘The Angry Birds Movie 2’
“Hey, it wasn’t me who went to see the first one,” said a producer who asked to remain anonymous for fear his family found out he was party to the Angry Birds films. […]
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New sequel to focus on Paddington’s attempts to legitimise his criminal empire
“It’s terrific, transitioning from mafia kingpin to legitimate businessman is not easy and presents a real dramatic arc for Paddington.” […]
Movie History
The time Back to the Future featured Marty having sex with his mum and fathering himself
Marty McFly slumps down to the sidewalk, the horrible realisation swimming in his mind – he had time travelled to the past and become his own father. […]
Film Guide
Weekend Film Guide 10th November
It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]
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Breaking Bad movie to focus on Jessie’s attempts to set up a nice bakery
“That was my original pitch to the network for Breaking Bad – Jessie sets up nice bakery – but, you know, executives get involved, everyone has ideas and before you know what’s happened, you’ve got a story about a meth-cooking chemistry teacher.” […]
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Exclusive! The Babadook gives his side of the story
Speaking exclusively to Screen Idle in pleasant coffee shop in a quiet suburb of Adelaide, the Babadook slams the film for a blatant bias that has ruined his life. […]
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Outrage as new David Attenborough programme just animals doing stuff
“That’s it? Just some animals mooching about a bit?” asked Johnny Reith, an unemployed apple-bruiser from Chelmsford. […]
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Gladiator sequel to begin with Maximus in shower as Lucilla realises his death was a dream
“Oh sure, we considered a black magic resurrection, an Invasion of the body-snatchers pod person, filming a scene with Maximus in the crowd going ‘hey, that guy looks like me,’” […]
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Netflix’s new Dogs documentary to reveal canine plot to take over world
The extraordinary footage is featured in the trailer of Dogs. Sixty or seventy dogs are gathered around a laptop on which a Jack Russell is giving a PowerPoint presentation on global politics. […]