Trump pardons Bowser
“Bowser is a good guy. A very good guy. I always play him on Mario Kart.” […]
“Bowser is a good guy. A very good guy. I always play him on Mario Kart.” […]
“You know, they’ve been through a lot, so they decide to get friends and family round and cook up some burgers and sausages.” […]
“I don’t think that there’s any place for all that gay stuff in a game about burly men running around with other burly men holding their huge weapons” […]
“It fitted my lifestyle. I could audition in the morning and then mercilessly hunt down Jedi in the afternoon.” […]
“Even at the base level, you have the ability to be really, really rude. That’s great fun.” […]
“I mean, Paul Mescal is a decent enough actor, but he wasn’t ever in the Beatles. How am I meant to take it seriously?” […]
“Now I’ve got no packaging to look at and it’s lost all its value. I’m so disappointed.” […]
“It is hoped that a more modern wing of the cardinals will maintain pressure for liberalisation of the church’s attitude towards the Star Wars prequels” […]
“War, famine, man’s inhumanity to man, it simply pales next to my new Switch 2.” […]
She will use her baking abilities in combat to bake everyone a nice cake or pie. […]
Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctor regenerated into Billie Piper because nobody could be arsed to come up with something that made more sense. […]
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