New Overwatch hero announced: Janice is a nice middle-aged lady who likes baking

A new hero has been announced for the latest Overwatch season. Janice is a nice middle-aged woman from Tunbridge Wells.

“New hero incoming!” Reads the announcement blog-post.

“Janice is a nice lady who enjoys baking and reading mystery novels. She lives in Tunbridge Wells and helps out at the local library three times a week. She’s married with two children who are away at university.”

Janice will be available in the Stadium and Competitive game modes, alongside the new Fancy game mode being introduced this season.

She will use her baking abilities in combat to bake everyone a nice cake or pie, depending on whether they prefer something sweet of savoury, and when the battle really heats up, Janice will sit nicely in her conservatory reading a mystery book.

Her Ultimate ability will be to put all the recently returned books back on their correct shelves in the library.

Blizzard have been forced recently to deny that they are running out of ideas after the previous new hero they announced was Kevin, who worked on an IT support desk at a large Seattle insurance company and went bowling every other Friday.