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a duck, on the water, flinging its wings forward. New James Bond

REVEALED! New James Bond to be a DUCK!

2 September 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“I remember that after Tim Dalton, they saw a number of horses for the role.” […]

A nice horse in a field. Complete reinvention bond

‘Complete reinvention’ could see James Bond return as a vampire, or a horse

5 July 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

Alternatively, the ‘complete reinvention’ could see Bond return as an alien superhero, or a medieval knight, or an old tree, or a premiership footballer. […]

Daniel Craig in a suit in front of a 007 poster for the release fo No time to die

New Bond film has Bond on desperate mission to secure release of No Time to Die

1 September 2021 Neil Tollfree 0

Bond is put on the case and seeks to secure the release by getting off with a glamourous lady […]

New James Bond film cancelled after cameraman forgot to press record

2 December 2019 Neil Tollfree 18

“Some major stunts and a bit where Bond gets off with a sexy lady, they just weren’t there.” […]

James Bond gets off with sexy lady

1 May 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

The sexy lady’s name was something sexy like Ferrari and she was apparently wearing stockings and suspenders and everything. […]