It’s the weekend! Two days to give meaning to an otherwise bleak and dismal existence. So why not spend it watching these films?
Saturday
The Green Mile Film4 21.00
Week-long film about a magic mouse who cures Tom Hanks’ bladder infection.
2001: A Space Odyssey BBC2 20.30
Rigsby from Rising Damp and a giant space baby team up to save humanity from robot that can’t sing.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Film4 18.35
They say ‘Best’ – they’ve clearly never visited the Travelodge overlooking the flyover in Chelmsford. Breathtaking.
Ghost in the Shell Channel 4 21.00
Snail’s house is haunted.
Sunday
Wolf of Wall Street Film4 21.00
Rich obnoxious man is rich and obnoxious for three and a half hours.
Edward Scissorhands Film4 16.25
Tragic tale from time when people who were born with scissors for hands weren’t immediately rushed to hospital for surgery.
An American Werewolf in London True Entertainment 01.00
Yes, it is Rik Mayall.
Paddington Film4 14.35
Documentary about London Station that gets bogged down in a subplot.
New at the cinema this weekend
Avengers: Endgame
Superheroes, you say? It’ll never catch on.
DVD of the week
The Equalizer
Thriller about a tough man doing hard sums.
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