It’s the weekend! Time to bust the old crew out of prison for one last job that could set you all up for life.
But if that sounds like too much hard work then you can watch these great films instead.
Saturday
The Sting ITV4 12.55
The adventures of a drowsy bee.
Spectre 20.00 ITV2
James Bond murders everyone and gets off with someone half his age. So that narrows it down.
Godzilla 5* 14.20
Giant radioactive sea lizard comes after an older Ferris Bueller for being a smug little git and getting his headmaster in trouble for just trying to do his job.
Sunday
Bridge Over the River Kwai Channel 5 12.25
Man builds bridge. Other man blows up bridge. Everyone goes home.
Features unnecessary amount of whistling.
Edward Scissorhands Film4 11.00
Feel free to make your own jokes about wiping his bottom or picking his nose, I’m above all that sort of thing.
Where Eagles Dare ITV4 16.45
Disappointing lack of birds of prey in classic war film that sees confused Clint Eastwood battle to his way into Nazi fortress and then back out again for no clear reason.
DVD of the week
The Shawshank Redemption
Man goes to prison, puts up a poster and then does lots of hard sums. Warden gives him pie with disastrous consequences.
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