It’s Easter weekend, and you can’t just spend it sat on the sofa eating chocolate, so spend it sat on the sofa eating chocolate and watching these great films instead.
Saturday
Interstellar Sony Movies 21.00
Spaceman goes to live in a book case because all the crops are knackered. Returns home in the future when his daughter has turned into Jessica Chastain.
Local Hero Film4 14.45
Proto-Donald Trump tries to buy piece of Scotland from Porridge’s Mr Mackay and is foiled by mermaid.
One of my favourite films.
Paddington Film4 17.00
Classic comedy about the hilarious antics of a mainline London railway station.
Sunday
Lawrence of Arabia Sony Movies Classic 13.05
Man does war in desert. Finishes sometime on Thursday.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ITV 14.35
Psychopath tortures children and makes dwarf slaves sing for his entertainment.
Labyrinth Sony Movies 11.05
David Bowie sets out to conquer the world with nothing but some puppets and an enormous codpiece.
DVDs of the weekend
Snatch
Cockney men do cockney things in cockneyland. Oi Oi! ‘Ave it you melts!
And so on.
Iron Man
Man irons things. Gets tricky when he gets to a pair of trousers that were left in the washing machine and dried out while all scrunched up.
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