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Gladiator 2 set to reveal that Maximus’s father is…Darth Vader
“Getting into the mindset of a Roman gladiator who’s just found out that his father is a Sith Lord from the Galactic Empire was difficult.” […]
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Darth Vader Classified Death Star Documents Case Dismissed
The Imperial Security Bureau had discovered boxes of documents in Fortress Vader on Mustafar. […]
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Classified Death Star documents discovered in Darth Vader’s garage
“Classified documents were found in a box underneath the workbench where I make my model buses,” said Darth Vader […]
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Escaped Death Star stormtrooper pretty nervous about annual appraisal
“It doesn’t matter how many S.M.A.R.T targets I hit, I’m still one of the guys who couldn’t stop the Death Star getting blown up.” […]
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May the Force be Groovy! – New Star Wars films to be set in the sixties
“The Empire are the repressive Nixon government, who are trying to hunt down the Jedi and make them wear suits and get proper jobs.” […]