The much-maligned Sugababes movie is to carry on being filmed despite the entire production crew being replaced at least twice already.
Dolly Grip Bob Pacino, who replaced Al Pesci, who himself replaced Joe De Niro, said, “It’s a bit crazy. The director…s have insisted that we carry on regardless.
“The first act is pretty successful with that team staying together, but when the 3rd Assistant to the 2nd Assistant Director left to go it alone, it all started to fall apart. I don’t think her career as a solo 3rd Assistant Director to the 2nd Assistant Director is going particularly well, from what I’ve heard. Though she did write quite a good application form to someone.
“I think the main problem with the whole production is that…. You know what, I’m not feeling it…”
New Dolly Grip Samuel L Liotta continued, “So great to join this team! I’m sure no-one will notice the changes and we’ll be just as successful as the previous lot were.” He immediately left to work on the new Siobhan Doherty biopic.
Sugababes: Personnel Vendetta may open in the future.
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