Some words to accompany a picture of an attractive actress in a bikini

Here are some words that you won’t read because you are looking at a picture of an attractive actress in a bikini.

As a news outlet, it is required that on a regular basis we publish a picture of an attractive actress in a bikini. This allows readers to look at the picture of the attractive actress in a bikini and thus feel satisfied that they have seen the picture of an attractive actress in a bikini.

You will not read the words that accompany the picture of the attractive actress in a bikini, so the nature of these words is therefore irrelevant.

They could an incredibly offensive swear word repeated 200 times, this would normally be considered incredibly offensive, but as the words accompany a picture of an attractive actress in a bikini then they will never be read.

This leads to the interesting philosophical conundrum of whether words can be offensive if they are never read.

There will be no attempt to discuss the philosophical conundrum as it is contained within the words accompanying the picture of an attractive actress in a bikini, and will therefore not be read.

In order to reach the minimum length of the article, there will now follow some random words; pustule, bison, barracuda, self-catering, Meg Ryan, brilliantine, nightlight, crampon, fatuous, moist.