It’s totally the nightmare scenario, that weather satellites will come to life in some terrifying way and unleash weather war on their former masters.
I was totally excited for Geostorm, and it’s got Gerard Butler in, who was in London has Fallen. London has Fallen is so awesome, you should totally go and see that. The effects are so good that when I went to London to see the Australian Floyd, you expect that, you know, all the bridges and St Pauls will all still be totally destroyed.
So, I’m walking to the cinema, pretty excited to see Gerard Butler punch weather in the face, and it totally starts raining, and I think ‘woah.’
Normally, I’d just totally ignore it and let myself be bathed in nature’s water of life but, you know, what if it’s a Geostorm and the weather satellites have come to life and this is, like, the opening salvo of their terrifying war of weather against humanity?
Right, so, I’m paranoid, right? Right, that’s what I think. But think about it, man. It all makes sense. I’m seeing a press screening of Geostorm, which literally shows the weather satellites taking over and unleashing weathergeddon on humanity. So, if the real-life weather satellites were planning to take over and unleash weathergeddon on humanity, then they’d have to take me out to stop me giving away they’re plans.
At any moment, weathergeddon could totally land on my head
So, I’m back in my flat now, and I’m going to get this knowledge out to you guys; weather satellites, man, they’re bastards.
It’s stopped raining.
Screen Idle star rating for Geostorm
*****
Probably a terrifying insight into our near future where weather satellites are our masters
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