A desperate and tragic fan of 1996 classic Swingers has been discovered still referring to things that he likes or is impressed by ‘money.’
Martin Lee Jones of Basildon, Essex was discovered in a Wetherspoons wearing a bowling shirt over a tight white t-shirt and chewing a toothpick.
“I felt really sorry for him,” said Hayley Tyler who witnessed Mr Lee Jones saying ‘money.’
“He was just sat on his own, watching the football and he just went ‘That Lukaku goal was so money,’ I didn’t know where to look, I don’t think anybody did, it was just so sad.”
“He sort of said it quite loudly, and then looked around to see if people had heard. He looked so proud of himself, like by saying ‘money’ he was essentially mid-nineties Vince Vaughn in a casino in Vegas rather than a paunchy bald guy with a stained TK-Maxx T-shirt in a rubbish pub in Basildon.”
Sadly, the afternoon was to get worse when Ms Tyler witnessed Mr Lee Jones buying a drink.
“He handed over a five-pound note and went ‘that money is so money,’ the barmaid didn’t even look up. I cringed so badly I hurt my face.”
Ms Tyler reported Mr Lee Jones to the authorities and it is hoped he will get the support he deserves.
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