Review – Book Club

Yeah, so there’s these ladies, right, and they read that Fifty shades book about the businessman who does weird furry handcuff sex with the girl, which I think is totally based on Mr Williams from the Garden Centre, then the ladies go and have all these, like, sexy wacky adventures.

So, you know, it’s decent, but what they should totally do for the sequel is have the ladies totally come England for a trip to see the Queen, but they totally get lost and end up in The Splintered Foot.

So there all in there going ‘oh gee whiz and hot dog y’awl, this is, like, a totally authentic English pub. Bangers and Mash. Buckingham Palace. Communist health system.’

But then, right, Mucky Dave comes in and he’s all like ‘Hello, Mrs American ladies. If you like that Fifty Shades book about Mr Williams from the Garden Centre doing weird handcuff sex with the girl, then why don’t you totally check these out?’

Then he shows them all his mucky DVDs at six quid each or, like, two for a tenner.

Then the ladies watch them, and then go off and have a load of sexy wacky adventures in England.

You know, it’d be like Three Men and A Little Lady, when the Three Men come out to England and meet a load of convincing English characters like the Duke of wherever and a chimney sweep.

That would totally work so, you know, Hollywood? If you want to talk? There’s, like, the contact page and everything.

Screen Idle star rating *** – Decent, be better with Mucky Dave.