Pornhub have announced the most popular video on their site for 2020 and, surprisingly, the video is of a couple buying a PS5.
The video begins with the attractive couple walking arm in arm through a shopping mall. They stop and look in various shop windows and have some stilted conversation before reaching a game store.
They briefly look in the window at a display featuring several PS5s, on which the camera lingers in a provocative close-up.
They then enter the store, the woman timidly admits she’s always fantasised about buying a PS5 and so the man in the store promptly gives her one.
As the man pays for the PS5, the video slows down and the man handing over his credit card is seen from many angles.
The four-minute video then ends with the couple, satisfied, leaving the store.
The comments beneath the video reveal its popularity.
“That close-up of the PS5s, I’ve paused at that moment and just stared at it. I love it, I can’t get enough of it,” reads one.
“Oh my god, those shots of the guy just paying for a PS5, that gets me so hot,” reads another.
Perhaps the comment that reveals the most about the video’s popularity reads “The fantasy of just walking into a store and buying a PS5 without having to scour online stores at 6am each morning to see if they’ve had a restock – it’s all I think about. This video is amazing.”
The two videos that came in behind the couple buying a PS5 in Pornhub’s ‘most watched’ top three were equally surprising.
At number two was a man just going to the pub and enjoying a drink and at number three was a video of two people from different households sitting quite close together.
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IMDB reveals Roadhouse is the actual greatest film of all time
The Internet Movie Database has stunned the world of film by revealing that the greatest film is 1987 Patrick Swayze Buddhist bouncer classic – Roadhouse.
“It’s actually damned embarrassing,” said representative of IMDB, Burt Fellini
“We use a sophisticated algorithm that calculates and weights user votes, critical appraisal, and box office popularity adjusted for inflation to produce a definitive chart of the greatest films of all-time.”
For the past year, IMDB has shown the greatest film of all time as the Godfather
“Problem is, we forgot to carry the one,” continued Mr Fellini.
“Which means the whole chart’s been a sack of crap for years. The top ten should read Roadhouse, then the Mighty Ducks, then the Star Wars one with the teddy bears, then Ghandi, then something in European that I can’t pronounce, then Nuns on the Run, which is goddamn hilarious – two British guys dressed up as nuns? And one of them’s a fat guy? Never understood why it wasn’t higher. Next is Electric Blue 5, we think that’s mainly on audience votes, then the 1 Direction movie, then Predator 2, then Predator, and at number ten is Rome: Open City, but we think that’s just drunk people.”
Roadhouse, which was passed over at the Oscars, is the tale of Dalton, a bouncer or ‘doorman’ who uses Buddhist philosophies to clean up a wild bar, get off with a pretty lady and defeat the baddie whose been terrorising town in a truck with big wheels.
The film has been hailed as a ‘profound allegory for the inevitability of violence in the face of pacifism,’ by some, and ‘stupid’ by others.
The Godfather came in at number 142 in the revised chart, just behind the Spy Who Loved Me