Wild-eyed madman Nicolas Cage has announced that he’ll probably bang out two or three more films by Christmas.
The Oscar-winning Con-Air star has been best known in recent years for films that unexpectedly turn up on Netflix about him piloting a plane under the sea or living in a haunted desert that take a long-weekend to make and can be paid for with a decent credit-card.
“Yeah, I got a heart-wrenching picture about a guy with a daughter whose rabbit dies, then something where I have to assassinate the King of Nambia, which I guess is a made-up country, then something called ‘Cramp!’
“Hey, that’s got an explanation mark. Goddamn, that better not be a musical.”
The popular star hopes to complete all these films by Christmas to bolster Netflix’s ever-expanding Nicolas Cage section.
“Hell, yeah, three Nic Cage films by Christmas. Damn right. We can do that. Hey, you know what? I got a script here about a homicidal Christmas elf. I work weekends, I can fit that in as well.”
It is currently unknown how or why the Leaving Las Vegas star is making so many films, there had been a rumour that he had cloned himself but that turned out to just be the plot of one of his new films.
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