Next film may feature punching, teases coy Jason Statham

World’s most punchy man Jason Statham has teased fans by coyly hinting that his next film may feature punching.

The film, called Punchy the Punchman does some Punching, will go into production after the release of his latest film which, coincidentally, features some punching.

“Punching? Well, I can neither confirm nor deny that Punchy the Punchman does some Punching features any punching,” said Jason, with a knowing smile.

“Obviously, I don’t want to give anything away, but I think it’s fair to say that if you like punching then, well, Punchy may well be something you want to keep your eye on.”

Statham fans, or ‘normal people’ as they’re sometimes known, were hopeful that this is a signal that there will be some punching.

“Oh wow, I really hope this means that there’s punching. I love punching,” said an enthusiastic Dwayne Diesel, who loves Jason Statham and punching more than anything.

“I mean, he didn’t say that there wasn’t going to be any punching, did he? That’s got to be a good sign.

“Oh god, I really, really hope there’s punching.”

Punchy the Punchman does some Punching will be released next year, and fans eager to find out if it contains any punching will just have to wait and see.