It seems increasingly likely that a new thought-provoking, dark, adult videogame tackling difficult issues may well have naked boobs in it.
The game – Shades of the Future’s Past – released a new trailer yesterday that featured a grimily, realistic future world, an old woman sobbing, a stubbly man screaming into the rain and, most intriguingly, a bra being tossed to the floor.
“Yeah, it’s that bra that really makes me think it’s going to have naked boobs in it,” said videogame blogger Stewart James.
“I mean, why have a scene with a bra if you don’t get to see boobs? It’s like Chekhov’s gun, except with a bra and boobs.”
If the game, as expected, does feature naked boobs, then it would represent another example of the maturation of the format.
“I think that videogames have grown up a lot over the past twenty or so years so that, if you do have a game that tackles difficult adult issues, perhaps around identity and self and whether someone is a robot or not, then seeing naked boobs isn’t that unusual now.
“I mean, I don’t think we’re at a place where we’re going to see topless Lara Croft or Princess Peach in the shower or anything. But when you’ve got something dark and gritty with lots of rain and neon, then seeing naked boobs certainly isn’t out of the question.
“That said, the prospect of any new thought-provoking, dark videogame tackling difficult issues with naked boobs in is always an exciting one. So Shades of the Future’s Past is certainly a welcome prospect.”
It is thought unlikely, however, that the game will feature a man’s willy.
“A willy?” scoffed Mr James.
“Ugh, no. That would be gross.”
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Jurassic World sequel may feature hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs from the moon
There is speculation that Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom may feature a colony of hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon.
Although the recent trailer features no evidence of space-dinosaurs, this has only served to fuel speculation that the studio are saving the big reveal for the film’s release.
“Oh man, hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon would be so cool,” said Jurassic Park super fan Sam Dern.
“Historically accurate as well. Probably.
“Well, okay, so there’s no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs actually did live on the moon, but there is also no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs didn’t live on the moon.
“Which is as good as historically accurate, when you think about it. I mean, that’s just science.”
If the new film did feature the hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs on the moon then it could answer many important questions.
- Were the space-dinosaurs born on the moon or did they have a space-programme similar to the Americans and Russians in the sixties?
- Can space-dinosaurs breathe space-air or do they need some form of dino-space-helmet?
- Are the space-dinosaurs extinct or are they just really good at hiding?
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom will be released in 2018 and if it doesn’t turn out to feature hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon then, frankly, we don’t know what the world is coming to.
I don’t have an issue with naked boobs. In fact, I tend to like them. So go ahead.