New GTA Trilogy bug causes complete breakdown of trust in society and its institutions

A new GTA Trilogy bug has been discovered which, when activated, causes a complete breakdown of trust in society and the institutions in place to govern and moderate it.

The bug is triggered in GTA: Vice City during the first Lance Vance mission, if you manage to kill Ricardo Diaz while Lance is dead then the game glitches, some random artifacts appear on the left of the screen, T’Pau’s China in you Hand begins playing on a loop and there is a complete breakdown of trust in society and institutions such as government, the police, business, and so on.

Stewart James is a GTA fan who experienced the bug.

“It was so weird, weirder than the one where everyone’s head expands to the size of the moon whenever Run DMC starts playing. I killed Diaz like the mission said, then T’Pau started playing and all of a sudden Mum burst into the room and shouted ‘Smash the patriarchy! The Government is a lie!’ and threw her purse out of the window.

“There was a bit of a commotion outdoors, so I went down and saw that everyone in the cul-de-sac and started to riot. Mr and Mrs Wilkins from Number 11 and set their car on fire, and the Johnsons had put a brick through Patel’s Multimart and were chanting ‘End Capitalism Now’

“It’s definitely a pretty bad bug. Rockstar need to get to work on fixing this one.”

Since its release, the GTA Trilogy has been plagued with bugs and glitches including one famous one that, when triggered in GTA San Andreas, turns the entire game into an Excel Spreadsheet, and another in the first game that switches on any kettles in the house.

This new bug, however, is considered the worst bug in a commercially released game since the one found in Cyberpunk 2077 that gave the player catastrophic diarrhoea.