Bored Bruce Willis decides to bang out a quick terrible action movie before lunch

Bruce Willis decided to bang out another terrible action movie as he had a couple of hours to kill before lunch.

“You know, I’d had my breakfast, and I was meeting friends for lunch and so I didn’t just want to sit around the house smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo,” said the Die Hard star.

“I’d finished the new Call of Duty campaign, I’d cleaned the bathroom, I’d even made a pretty good frittata the day before. I had a morning to kill.”

The quick-thinking ex-action legend decided to swing into action and decided to quickly make a terrible action movie.

“I called up a buddy of mine, told him I had a few hours free and how about we bang out a terrible action movie. He was into the idea and said he’d come round to my place. So, I went to the bathroom and spent ten minutes on the toilet developing the script.”

Night Strike of Vengeance tells the story of a retired ex-Military intelligence officer whose pet hamster is kidnapped by North Korean Jihadists from Russia, and so he has to team up with a hotshot young Military Intelligence officer to kill everyone. The twist? She’s a woman.

“We had a script, my buddy picked up a bunch of people he saw in the mall and we filmed the whole thing on an iPhone in the forest behind my house. Took three hours and will be on Amazon Prime by tomorrow.”

Night Strike of Vengeance is currently the only film on Rotten Tomatoes to have a negative score. It is still thought to be better than Cosmic Sin, a terrible Bruce Willis action movie from earlier this year which is available on Netflix.