A new cut of Blade Runner is to be released because they haven’t done that for a while.
It is rumoured that this cut will conclusively prove that Star Wars hero Luke Skywalker is a replicant, or something.
Ever since the film was originally released fans with far too much time on their hands have speculated about whether Deckard is a replicant. Or the Edward James Olmos character. Or the bloke sitting next to them in the cinema. Or the cat.
This cut will conclusively prove that it was actually Luke Skywalker who was the replicant after all, which is expected to really make everyone think.
It should finally set the issue of who is a replicant to rest until they decided to bang out another reissue in a couple of years that conclusively proves that it was actually Willis from Different Strokes who is a replicant.
The new cut will also reinsert the controversial voiceover except it will play backwards and at half speed for no apparent reason.
Blade Runner: Another f**king cut will be released at cinemas and then will come out on bluray and UHD in a variety of insanely overpriced boxes containing a special limited edition slightly smaller box.
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Stfu BR is the greatest sci fi ever made. If theres another cut, its god like.
Lmao
When I first seen BR, I thought Deckerd was a bad ass human taking on Replicants…. Then they started saying Deckerd was a Replicant…. Okay that just ruined it for me.
Blade Runner is still my favorite movie that has endured time and reboots/director cuts and redone, re-edited, rescripted, reWHATEVER.
Just leave Deckerd human. That factor added the fascination about the original movie. A human defying the odds.