New Animal Crossing update sees swingers club arrive on island

A new Animal Crossing update has seen a swingers club finally arrive on the island.

The club, called Mr Morty’s Free Love Fun House, will be available for construction after the player selects the conversation option with Tom Nook that reads – ‘so, anywhere on the island where a consenting adult can have a little…fun?’

There is then a quest-line to choose the location of Mr Morty’s Free Love Fun House, and the player receives a series of ‘recipes’ for items for Mr Morty that include a huge dildo, a sex swing and a BDSM dungeon that must be constructed in preparation for the arrival of the club.

The initial dungeon is listed as ‘small’, but can be upgraded as you become a bigger swinger.

Players welcomed the update.

“This is great news,” said a relieved Stewart James, a committed Animal Crossing fan.

“I mean, I’ve got a nice house, an island full of friends, a cool fruit orchard, and a huge fish collection in the museum.

“It’s time for some adult fun!”

Once Mr Morty’s Free Love Fun House is open, players will be able to buy recipes for rubberwear, male and female lingerie and some very sexy hats.

After dressing the part, the player can attend weekly parties on Saturday nights that run from midnight until five in the morning where anything goes.

“I probably won’t bother with the dungeon to begin with,” continued Mr James.

“I’m just really looking forward to some simple threesome fun with Hornsby the hippo and that hot new giraffe that just arrived on the island.”

However, despite the ‘relief’ with which the arrival of Mr Morty’s Free Love Fun House was greeted in the new Animal Crossing update, there was some considerable disappointment that the much hyped huge offshore brothel remains unavailable.