Screen Idle is pleased to present what is definitely an image from Ron Howard’s forthcoming Han Solo movie and anyone who says it isn’t is just a big fat liar.
The image, of what is thought to be the young Han Solo’s flying saucer, is totally legitimate and just goes to show the sort of top-drawer movie journalism you’ve come to expect at Screen Idle.
“The Han Solo flying saucer?” said Screen Idle chief Neil Tollfree
“Yeah, good that isn’t it? Ron Howard emailed it to me. We’re really good mates, actually. We always pop out to a Harvester when he’s over here to promote his latest hit movie.
“He likes The Artichoke in Shenfield because they give him extra stuffing balls.
“He was going to release it through Empire or Sight and Sound but he emailed me and said that he thought they were a load of rubbish and that Screen Idle is brilliant and should have the exclusive.”
It is rumoured that Screen Idle also has an exclusive picture of a young Chewbacca’s that looks suspiciously like a bear.
“It’s not a bear,” said Tollfree.
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