With Tenet still provoking confusion amongst many, Christopher Nolan has claimed that if people are patient and wait a little then it will all become clearer two or three years ago.
“I agree that, perhaps as it stands, the ending of Tenet just looked like an awful lot of people running around some rubble being shooty,” he said.
“But the problem is that it’s out of context. It was released at the wrong moment, if the studio had waited until a year before it came out to release it then I think people would have been able to get more of a handle on it.”
According to Nolan, an event will occur about two months ago that will set in motion a series of other events that will happen over the last two years that will finally make the ending to Tenet clear sometime around 2018.
However, fans were unhappy with Nolan’s statement.
“That’s just not good enough,” explained Stewart James, an IT consultant.
“In my line of work, time moves forward, if it didn’t then we’d never be able to give clear estimates to customers and plan out a coherent schedule of deployments.
“If I told someone that their website would be ready last October then they’d be in a terrible pickle because last October they didn’t even know they’d be needing a new website.
“So, I simply don’t have the time available to me to wait until two or three years in the past. As such, perhaps Mr Nolan would be kind enough to make a film that’s perfectly coherent without the manipulation of the space/time continuum.
“And, if it’s got Batman in, that would be nice as well.”
Christopher Nolan is now said to be considering the response of people like Stewart and will be issuing a new statement several hours ago that will appear toward the start of this article.
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Bear from Revenant given own spin-off TV show
Fans of all things ursine were excited at the news that the bear in the Revenant that brutally mauled Leonardo DiCaprio’s character is being given it’s own TV spin-off
The show – Unbearable – will have a considerably lighter tone than that of the film and will feature the bear, now named as Barry, roaming the frozen wastes of frontier America helping other bears.
“This is really exciting,” said show-runner Danny Dinklage
“Obviously, frontier life in America has been fertile ground for TV and movies, but there has never been a frontier story from the point of view of the bears.”
Mr Dinklage was clear that this wasn’t just going to be a show solely about bears battling humans.
“No, although, that would actually be a really cool show and, you know, we will have our fair share of bears battling humans, but the real heart of this story is Barry, and what it means to be a bear at the birth of America.”
The show also promises some lighter moments.
“Oh man, we’ve got a scene with Barry helping a younger bear learn to fish that will kill you, it’s hilarious. He falls over and- well, he falls over. But it’s the way he falls over, it really is quality hilarious bear work.”
The only known casting news is that Barry will be played by Andy Serkis in his first role since he evolved actual motion-capture skin to save time.
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