Good Lord, it’s the weekend! You could go out for Leanne’s birthday, but Leanne is just horrendous, so why not watch these brilliant films instead.
Friday
Young Guns BBC1 23.40
Handsome young cowboys have tremendously blow-dried hair, just like in real life.
Not as good as the Wham song.
Dunkirk BBC2 20.30
Epic true story of how British Navy organised picking up about 50-60 soldiers from Dunkirk, whilst receiving air support from one spitfire.
Father of the Bride Sky Cinema 20.00
Creepy dad can’t bear the thought of daughter having sexual relationship with another man. Played for laughs rather than the stomach-churning horror it should be.
Saturday
Zodiac BBC1 23.40
Donnie Darko teams up with Iron Man and the Hulk to not solve some murders
The Da Vinci Code Sky Showcase 21.00
Forrest Gump grows an improbable and unpleasant mullet then runs around Europe explaining things to anyone who will listen.
Pearl Harbour Channel5 16.50
Story of Japan’s attack on US improved by Ben Affleck sulking because Josh Harnett gets off with his girlfriend.
Sunday
John Wick: Chapter 2 5* 22.00
Still cross about his dog, John shoots everyone in the world again.
Buster GREAT! Movies 21.00
Drummer from Genesis robs a train. I assume the soundtrack features some perky covers of sixties classics and a moody ballad where Buster walks about in the rain and has a jolly good think about what he’s done.
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