January 2018 - Page 3 of 3

The time Jaws was a genetically engineered tiger who lived in the sea.

7 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

“I’d read Peter Blenchley’s novel but I always felt it would be improved by replacing the shark with a genetically engineered tiger […]

Review – Hostiles

6 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 1

So, yeah, grumpy Batman on a horse is going about being cross and I’m like, yeah, he’s hostile so, you know, value for money. […]

Donald Trump ‘sh*t’ in Home Alone 2, claims controversial new book

5 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

Addressing Mr Trump’s numerous cameo appearances in film and TV, Wolff says ‘He appeared in many films prior to his Presidency and was awful in all of them, with the exception of Home Alone 2, in which he was ‘sh*t.’” […]

Weekend Film guide – 5th January

5 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

I reckon they should do a Fast and Furious film where they race a nuclear space shuttle on the moon. If anyone from the franchise is reading this, you can have that idea for free. […]

New Terminator film to be released in the past

4 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

James Cameron had been developing the new time manipulation film release technology for some years […]

UK sick leave to reach epidemic proportions as Friends appears on Netflix

3 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

“Friends on a streaming service? It’s going to pretty much cripple production for the first quarter.” […]

New Costume drama to be significantly more awesome after casting the Rock

2 January 2018 Neil Tollfree 0

“The problem with a lot of these pictures about old British ladies is that they’re not awesome enough.” […]