Woman with quite long hair perfect for role of woman with quite long hair

The role of a woman with quite long hair looks like it could now be filled after producers were able to find an actress with quite long hair who was available.

“Well, the whole thing hasn’t been easy, but I think that, finally, we’ve found our actress,” said producer Stewart James.

“We saw a number of women for the role but they either had really long hair or not long enough hair and this character, she definitely has only quite long hair. Someone with not long enough hair would simply not look right.”

Fans on the internet were pleased with the news.

“I’m really relieved,” said one 

“I heard a rumour that they were actually going to have someone with short hair play the role! I mean, that would have just ruined the whole thing for me. Unless you have an actress who looks exactly like the description of the character then the whole thing is simply doomed to failure.

“People say that the actress could wear a wig or simply grow her hair, but I don’t see how that would work. If the actor or actress doesn’t look exactly like the physical description of the character, then they should not be considered. No amount of acting talent, make-up, or hairdressing can make up for not looking like the description of a character.

“But this character has quite long hair and the woman they’re getting to play her has quite long hair, so we should be fine.”

The news comes as a relief after last week when news emerged that a character who was 42 was to be played by an actor who was 44, rendering the entire production a disaster before it even started.