It’s the weekend, time to pop to the shops for several hundred toilet rolls. But after you’ve done that, why not settle down with these great films.
Saturday
The Butterfly Effect 23.35 Sony Movies
A butterfly flaps his wings in Australia and gives Aston Kutcher a career.
Deja Vu 21.00 Sony Movies
Hang on, I’ve got a strange feeling we’ve done this before.
Robin Hood 18.20 Paramount Network
Russell Crowe gives career-best performance as an Australian man utterly bemused by English accents.
Sunday
Dead Poets Society 12.40 Sony Movies
Student appears in amateur dramatics performance with terrible consequences.
The Color of Money 21.00 Sony Movies Classic
Tom Cruise is insufferable at Paul Newman for several hours. Paul Newman wins Oscar for putting up with him.
How to Train your Dragon 19.05 E4
Prequel to Game of Thrones.
New Films at the cinema this week
Too sad to contemplate. Keep the cinema staff in your hearts, we’ll all be back to see them soon.
DVDs of the week
Waterworld
Post-apocalyptic larks for everyone who wondered what Kevin Costner would look like with gills and poorly conditioned hair.
Labyrinth
David Bowie sets out to conquer the world with nothing but some puppets and an enormous codpiece.
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