It’s the weekend, so why not treat yourself and fill a bath up with malteasers, jump in, and watch these great films.
Saturday
Back to the Future Part II Film4 12.50
Marty McFly travels back in time to watch his parents snog. Again.
Normal.
Zero Dark Thirty ITV 22.40
Americans shout at foreigners until terrorism stops.
Nude Nuns with Big Guns Horror Channel 00.55
Seriously.
Probably better than Sister Act, though.
Sunday
Usual Suspects ITV4 23.25
Everyone swears at each other until a boat catches fire and someone turns out to be Kevin Spacey.
Titanic E4 14.30
Young couple do sex in back of a car and the boat sinks in thinly-veiled parable about the dangers of pre-marital sexing.
The Wicker Man Horror Channel 22.45
“Not the bees!”
Yes Nic, the bees. Serves you right for getting involved with this nonsense.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Film4 18.40
Well it is nearly Easter.
New at the cinema this weekend
Wonder Park
I don’t-
I guess, some sort of spin-off of Wonder Woman?
Little
What do you mean – a rip off of Big? It’s called Little. It’s literally the opposite of Big.
Its Big, with girls.
DVD of the week
Waterworld
Post-apocalyptic larks for everyone who wondered what Kevin Costner would look like with gills and poorly conditioned hair.
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