It’s the weekend, and here’s a bunch of great films for you, or you could just throw on that DVD of The Heat again like a normal person.
McCarthy and Bullock are the Redford and Newman of our time.
Saturday
Dances with Wolves Sony Movies Classic 14.25
Back in the nineties, Strictly was a *real* challenge.
Carrie 5* 22.00
Doesn’t live here anymore, according to Cliff Richard. But then, she’s got well witchy powers so she could have just cast a spell to make Cliff think she doesn’t live here anymore.
Does anyone under the age of 30 know what I’m on about here?
Red Dragon 5* 00.05
Star of Game of Thrones is a communist.
Sunday
Moulin Rouge Sony Movies 18.25
Obi-Wan Kenobi honks David Bowie songs at Aquaman’s Mum until she dies.
The Gourmet Detective: Death Al Dente Sony Movies 14.10
Came out in 2016. Know what won the Oscar that year? No, nor me. But the fact it wasn’t Gourmet Detective: Death Al Dente shows there’s no justice in this world.
Burlesque Sony Movies 16.00
Remember that 20 minutes in 2008 when Burlesque clubs were trendy? Here’s Cher to remind you. Goes on for over two and a half hours because Sony Movies hates you.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
The Bourne Supremacy Matt Damon duffs up a load of bad guys with various household objects – magazine, packet of fish fingers, sofa. Might feature Clive Owen, or that might be another one.
Brilliant! Particularly the Carrie ref 😂🤣