‘No, Mark, I am your father’ The Social Network Part II introduces Elon Musk

The Social Network Part II has been confirmed as being in the works from Aaron Sorkin and will introduce Mark Zuckerberg’s great nemesis – Elon Musk.

“We had to to bring Elon in,” explained the West Wing legend.

“What’s more exciting than a film about a deeply unpleasant man doing computer programming? A film about two deeply unpleasant men doing computer programming.”

The film will deal with the relationship between two of the worst human beings of modern times and will culminate in a shocking revelation.

“They’ve just engaged in a titanic battle and Mark is exhausted – ‘you killed my father’ he shouts.

“Now that refers to- well, I don’t want to get into spoiler territory, but there’s an incident with an out-of-control Tesla earlier in the film.

“Elon screams at the accusation and, unable to hold himself back, reveals Mark’s worst fears – ‘No, Mark,’ he says ‘I am your father’. 

“Then there’s a great moment of Mark Zuckerberg just screaming at his monitor screen, like, ‘Noooooooo.’”

Sorkin is convinced that the Social Network Part II will be a hit and already has a third film ready to go.

“Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk battle each other on the forest moon of Endor with a load of Ewoks.”