News of a new Godzilla film in the franchise has emerged, and there were raised eyebrows at the turn for the sexy that the new film will take.
The sequel will be titled Godzilla: It’s Sexy Time and producers are promising a far steamier experience than the previous films.
“Godzilla was terrific, King of the Monsters less so, but then Godzilla vs Kong? Terrific,” said producer Hank Reno.
“You know, they were exciting, action-packed, and had a big lizard stamping on the city.”
“The big criticism we get though, is that none of them are very sexy.
“I think that’s a little unfair – Godzilla was nude pretty much throughout each picture picture, but I guess, yeah, it could have been sexier.”
Reno is determined not to make the same mistake a second time.
“Hey, people come to see Godzilla to have a sexy time, and this time we’re not letting them down.
“You see Godzilla in the opening scene wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and seducing this army guy.
“The scene is something else, let me tell you. You’ve never scene a man and Godzilla sex scene like this, we’re pushing all sorts of boundaries here.”
The film will continue on in a similar vein.
“Oh man, I can’t give too much away, but we see Mothra in this picture and the sexual chemistry between Mothra and Godzilla? It’s going to blow people away.
“When those two finally get it on? It’s up there with Don’t Look Now or Basic Instinct or that bit in Showgirls where she splashes around in the swimming pool for some reason.”
The new Godzilla film should be released very next year and whilst fans will be relieved at the new sexy direction, it could have been a very different film.
“Yeah, there was this crazy idea to have Godzilla’s kid, and call the kid Godzuki, and have it talk and…man, I don’t know what we were thinking.
“Who’d ever want to see that?”
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