Yeah, so, okay. So, this is the deal, right. I definitely meant to see this film because, you know, sparrows are alright and everything.
Thing is though, I had a bit of a catastrophe.
So, I definitely totally had two shoes when I got home last night.
Well, alright ‘definitely’ is pushing it. 90%. I’m, like, 90% sure I had two shoes.
80%.
Whatever, man. The point is, I’ve only got one shoe today. I mean, I’ve looked everywhere, man – in the fridge, down the toilet, in that hole in the front garden that won’t go away.
Can’t find it anywhere, and I’m not allowed to go to the cinema with one shoe on. I’ve been told. Something about a smell.
So, yeah, problems, man. But, you know, I care about you, so what I thought I’d do is review the trailer and then tell you sort of what I think it might all be about, but the dude who lives upstairs has changed his WiFi password again so I can’t get on to YouTube.
This means there is a chance then, that this entire review is, like, a completely futile exercise. But I don’t want you to feel like I’ve let you down, so here’s a quick review of Police Academy 2 instead –
Properly funny, man. Better than the first one and it’s got that crazy dude who makes the weird animal sounds.
Screen Idle star rating *** – Probably the best of all the Police Academy films.
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