Yeah, so, Tonya Harding does ice-skating and her mate’s leg gets broken and the police totally find out that who did it.
Now, you know, I’m not a film-maker, although I am totally working on a script about a hyper-intelligent dinosaur who solves crimes in New York so, you know, get in touch Hollywood.
But, you could definitely improve this film. Like, when the police go to arrest Tonya Harding you could have a police car versus ice-skater chase sequence.
Alright, so it would need to be a cold night, but you have, like, the police totally surrounding the ice rink and the guy goes, you know, ‘you’re surrounded, dude, there’s no way out for you.’
Then it’s silence and all of a sudden the glass smashes and Tonya Harding jumps through a massive window and lands on a frozen river and is skates off and then the police have to chase her across America.
Then, right, at the end, they corner her at this ice-skating place and there’s loads of ice-skaters and the police go ‘who’s Tonya,’ and, like, Tonya Harding stands up because she totally doesn’t want to get anyone else in trouble, and she goes ‘I, Tonya.’
Then, like Spartacus, all the other ice-skaters try to protect Tonya Harding so one by one they all stand up going ‘I, Tonya,’ and its a totally beautiful moment, man.
Screen Idle rating *** Needs more ice-skating chase sequences
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