Robert De Niro is such a good actor hat he’s not actually Robert De Niro at all. He’s a middle-aged woman from Droitwich called Millie Dawson and she is so committed to and immersed in her role as a highly-influential actor that people assume she actually is Robert De Niro and that Robert de Niro is a real person.

Personal Details
Born: 1943, but he could just be acting that he was born in 1943 and he’s so good, we’d never know.
Height: 5ft 9” – above caveat applies.
Spouse: Martin Scorsese.
Trivia
A great believer in ‘The Method,’ Robert once gained over 6 tons to play an elephant.
A staunch democrat, in 2012 he had Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney murdered. Happily, Romney got better.
A private man, he lives in a remote cave in an as yet uncharted area of the Amazon basin.
His favourite pasta sauce is tomato and herbs.
Films
The Godfather Part 2
Raging Bull
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