Following the disappointing box-office performance of Solo: A Star Wars Story, it has been announced that the highly anticipated spin-off Bloke standing behind Luke in Mos Eisley Cantina: A Star Wars Story has been temporarily shelved.
The news will come as a disappointment to fans of the series, many of whom consider the bloke standing behind Luke in Mos Eisley Cantina to be a favourite of the more minor characters.
“Oh, that’s a shame,” said Darth Alec Kenobi, a 49-year-old financial advisor and Star Wars fan from Essex.
“I was really excited to find out more about the bloke standing behind Luke in Mos Eisley Cantina. I mean, he just stands there for a bit and then walks off. He’s well wicked.”
Mr Kenobi went on to explain his theory about the bloke behind Luke in Mos Eisley Cantina.
“Right, so, my theory is he’s a Jedi who’s lost his memory after the surviving Order 66 when all the clones killed the Jedis, except he’s been mind-invaded from the future by Kylo Ren who is projecting his Force-essence to the past to spy on Luke so he can plan for the future battle with Rey.
“If you think about it, it completely makes sense as well because at the end of The Last Jedi, you see Luke disappear, and I think that’s him going back to the Mos Eisley Cantina to stop the bloke standing from behind Luke whose been mind-invaded by Kylo Ren from spying on past-Luke.
“It’s like Back to the Future II, but in space.”
Sadly, Mr Kenobi must wait a little longer to find out if his theory is correct or not.
Aside from Bloke standing behind Luke in Mos Eisley Cantina: A Star Wars Story, other A Star Wars Story other films including Some Space Fish: A Star Wars Story, Sexy Bikini Leia: A Star Wars Story, and Sale at the Outlet Store on Death Star: A Star Wars Story have all been put on hold.
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