New Marvel post-credits scene to take place three weeks after film ends

In a test of Marvel ‘true-believers’ patience, the next film will feature the now traditional post credits scene, but in an audacious twist, it will take place three weeks after the credits have actually rolled

Superhero fans who head to the cinema to watch ‘Spiderman 7: Another Spiderman Movie’ are excited by the new plans.

“Damn, that is so cool,” said Marvel fan Colin Vaughn

“I always love watching a Marvel film and then at the end watching people leave because the losers don’t know about the post-credits scene. Now even more of the losers are going to leave before the post-credit scene, because who’s going to wait three weeks, right? Losers.”

Colin had plans to fill in the time before the end of the film and the post-credits scene

“Yeah, I’ll probably just watch all the other Spiderman films, that should do it.”

He also took time to speculate about the nature of the scene

“I think it’ll be something about Spiderman, you don’t get enough Spiderman stuff these days.”

It is understood that for the next Marvel film, thought to be another Spiderman film, the post-credits scene will actually take place midway through another film, most likely a British drama where people where bonnets and old ladies are really cutting.