New Cyberpunk 2077 release fixes bug that gives players chronic diarrhoea

a man stand in a futeristic pink-hued street. New Cyberpunk 2077 release

CD Projekt have finally released a new version of Cyberpunk 2077 that fixes the notorious bug that gave players an immediate, and devastating, bout of diarrhoea.

The bug occurred in the late game and was triggered on the outskirts of Night City on a particular side quest to take down a criminal gang of cybernetically enhanced pigeons.

“To be honest, I hadn’t had that many problems with the game,” explained Stewart James, who first reported the bug.

“I mean, I knew there was that bug that turned the entire game into a PowerPoint presentation for projected North American sales of The Witcher 3, so I just avoided melee combat.

“But, personally, I’d had nothing that really affected me.

“Then, I’d been playing for a couple of hours after work, and I drove out to the edge of the city for this side quest and this pigeon swooped right in front of me, so I took out my heavily modded Arsewacker 3000 shotgun, shot the pigeon, and as it exploded in a spectacular cloud of viscera, I sh*t myself.

“Naturally, at first, I just thought it was something I’d eaten, so after I cleared everything up and had a shower, I got back to the game, and took another shot at a pigeon and sh*t myself again.

“It was no joke. I had to burn my XPLODE-4 gaming chair, and I was on salt tablets for a week.”

The new release will come as a relief to many players, but with bugs that move the player back in time by a day and cause the shed to explode, there is still some way to go for CD Projekt and the game.


*Alright, perhaps ‘love’ is pushing it, maybe ‘be mildly diverted by’

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